Let's face it: when 90% of Hollywood was wiped out most of the survivors were glad of it. Reality TV suddenly took a way back seat to actual reality. But now months later, citizens of the wastelands are once again turning on their screens to be entertained by stand-up comics and strangely quaint TV shows. The ring master of this new wave of fun is none other than the funniest surviving comic on the continent, Jon Lajoie.
Long believed captured by a tribe of savage horny Amazon warriors in the first days of armaggedon, Jon has in fact been underground reviving the very same art that made him famous, that of youtube videos. He came back after the war with Canada with four smash hits, "Milking the Goat", "Zombies Were People But Now They're Target's", "Sluge-berry", and "69-ing on a Motorcycle." No comment has been made by Mr. Lajoie about the inspiration of these music videos, but the very graphic gore and porn included in them has struck a cord with millions.
Jon Lajoie rode his second success wave to be elected warlord of Sacramento and Las Vegas provinces, and poured money into the entertainment industry. He now writes, produces, and stars in no fewer than 17 internet shows and movies, almost all of which are comedies. His story is hopefully one of many previously entitled actors who manage to gain even more power and influence after the nukes fell. But hey, we love Jon, he's our comic relief.
