It is truly amazing how clueless some people can be about the perils of the New North America. 'Know your enemy' has more meaning than ever now, and yet there are still survivors of the nukes who are turning into corpses in this world because they are unable to adapt. Here is a tip if you are one of them; there is a big difference between cannibals and zombies, and not knowing it can cost you your life.
Cannibalism is a rapidly growing concern in the southwest and along the former Canadian border. It is starting to creep east as the tribes food dries up, and there are unconfirmed reports of Appalachian mountain tribes abducting people for food as well. They raid settlements, trick survivors and put drugs in food, so basically they will try any technique to eat people and loot their stuff. Yes, they can speak perfectly fine! Do not expect a cannibal to look like a Tarzan and start chasing you down yelling like the former howler monkey.
There is a simple way to know if it is a zombie or a cannibal, and help yourself survive. If it limps, has missing limbs, groans, and is covered in blood and rags, its a zombie. If it walks up no one has seen it before, introduces itself but doesn't say where its from, is overly friendly and offers you food, you shouldn't trust it anyway and it is most likely a cannibal, or a con artist.
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