They ride at night like many evil specters swooping down the highway. In the deep woods their snipers and moose men make even the deadliest tribes and clans tremble. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Canada has invaded, and the New New England is gearing up for the coming blitzkrieg of these snow monkeys.
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Before the nukes fell the worst thing to come out of Canada was
Pamela Anderson. The Canadian Mounty Brigade has killed more than she ever could however. The Mounty Brigade, or M&M's for Mad Mounties as some have called them, have expanded out of former Saskatchewan province to control a little more than half of Canada. What is worse, they are being lead by a bat-shit crazy modern day Benedict Arnold- the evil Sarah Palin! Ten days ago they turned their attention south and began pushing into tribal territories in North Dakota, Michigan, New York, Maine, and along the West Coast all the way the the ruins of San Francisco.
The mounties ride Harleys equipped with heavy machine guns and RP-G’s but far more terrifying are the moose men, who wield long-range shotguns and ride on moose with razor-sharp antlers. Only the largest and strongest militias can withstand them. Currently the invasion has slowed but this is mainly attributed to M&M forces regrouping. With no unity among the clans and militias it may take months or even years before Canadian forced to withdraw its forces.
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